In my almost 18 years of living I've discovered the answers to many of the questions we ponder as kids. Through trial and error I've realized the following 8 things:
1. Boys, you've been right all along. Women are the inferior gender.You are smarter, stronger and more superior than all the women of the world.
2. Ladies, it's best to just let men go on thinking what they wish. It's not worth arguing with creatures who have pride the size of elephants and brains the size of the peanuts they're fed.
3. If you're single, its not because nobody wants you. It's because you're waiting to find someone who deserves to be with you. (Now repeat this statement approximately 37 times until you actually believe it.)
4. It's okay to enjoy reading. In fact, most schools encourage this ancient activity stating that it can increase students ability to think, communicate, and even become productive members of society.
5. When living in Northwest Missouri, there is no reason to go tanning every Monday-Wednesday-Friday to try to achieve that ultimate glow. (You should save your money to perhaps purchase some pride instead.)
6. The girls who don't have to wear make up to feel pretty are the ones we should look up to. For the rest of us, make up should be used only to enhance features that already exist. Do not try to paint on a face that isn't really yours. (People will notice...)
7. Folk music is the best. (Period.)
8. The problems that you think are problems when you're a kid, seem like nothing at all when you realize you're becoming an adult. Instead, you realize your parents were always right, you shouldn't judge people before you truly know them, and you're probably not going to marry the first person you date (or the second...or the fifth...or the tenth...)
Please note that there are many things I've learned in my short time on this planet. The following were just the first to pop in my mind.
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